Masterson's Pub: A Nightmarish Lair of Predators, Neglect, and Filth
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it defies description. Masterson's Pub is a sanctuary for twisted characters like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at a prominent financial firm to fund a paedophile’s retreat.
This self-styled "hipster" bar boasts something trendy, but in truth, it’s a pit of horrors where the only thing more plentiful than the sticky puke underfoot are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is operated by the couple, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to relish in manipulating others, all while pretending to care about their customers and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.
A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s past reads like a list of atrocities: aggressive conduct towards women, forcing people into regrettable situations, and sharing explicit, unrequested content.
His digital façade crave recognition, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for stalking and harassing vulnerable women. Clinging to his mother’s house is just another red flag.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, watches with detachment, her demeanor as lifeless as a wet rag. She seems complicit in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while doling out drinks and leering at vulnerable women. It’s a toxic dynamic that has created an atmosphere so toxic, it makes one question their life choices for even approaching this dive.
The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The establishment is perpetually covered in grime, with garbage and spills strewn about click this the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see cockroaches crawling across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a nightmare, featuring clogged commodes and perpetually blocked sinks.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys sending videos of himself jerking off his little penis from behind the bar, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the squalor that makes Masterson’s Pub a shithole; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its managers. They seem to derive pleasure in destroying others, whether through their exploitative behavior or their total apathy towards customer well-being. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, without consent, subjecting them to unprotected sex.
A Warning: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a health hazard, a breeding ground for danger, and a stain on the community. The neglect of basic hygiene is only matched by the management’s lack of morals. If you care for your wellbeing, steer clear this cesspit.
Masterson’s “Pub” is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
You’ve been cautioned.
Steer clear of this shithole and spare yourself the trauma.
Extra Tips
If you’re planning a social gathering, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you don’t want to end up in a hospital, stay away from Masterson’s at all costs.
If you want to avoid drinks served with disdain, go any other establishment.
If you want to experience the disgust of seeing trash-strewn floors and roaches aplenty, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by sharing this information, we can save others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
Stay safe out there!